Here I am, with my close friends, drinking this lovely Campari cocktail. I have a great life. Yeah, note to self: stop reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Anyway, this was delicious, comprising of 1 measure each of vodka, Campari, sweet vermouth, 2 measures of Cointreau, and the juice of half a lime and 1 orange. Serve over lots of ice, and top up with a little soda water. Great with salmon and dill pâté on blinis. Warning: quite alcoholic - see delusional photo on the left.